Shoes Jokes

A guy buys a new pair of mirror like shiny silver metallic shoes and is so happy he goes dancing at the club. To impress the women he bets them that he can tell em their favorite color. As he dancing with the first woman, he astonishes her when he tells her that her favorite color is blue. 

He dances with the 2nd woman and surprises her by telling her that her favorite color is red. When he gets to the 3rd woman, he seems a bit perplexed as he stares down at his shoes. He looks up and asks her if she is wearing any panties and she says "No, why?" and he says...."Oh good, I thought I had a crack in my new shoes." 

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WEDDING BELLS

 

The Spuds had three daughters, all of whom went away to college. There they met and dated several diffeent peole. All three became engaged at the same tiem, and went home to tell their parents.

The oldest daugheter said, "Mom, Dad, I have some good news. I'm getting married!"
The parents asked, "So who is the lucky feelow?"

"His name is Daniel Russet," the daughter said, with a hint of pride in her voice.
"Wonderful!" The proud parents excliamed. "The Russets are a distinguuished line of potatoes!"

 

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The middle daughter said, "Mom, Dad, I have good news, too. I'm also engaged to be married." 

"And who are you going to marry, dear?"
"His name is Benjamin Idaho," the daughter replied.

"Oh, the Idahos are a fine old potato family," Mom and Dad Spud said. "We're so happy for both of you!"

The youngest daughter's turn came. She said, "Mom, Dad, you won't believe this. I'm engaged, too!"

"And who is your lucky fellow?" the parents wanted to know.
His name is Tom Brokow," was the reply.

At this the parentss looked at their youngest daugher with a disapproving stare. "But, honey," they gasped. "That won't do at all! Why, he's just . . . a common tater!"

 

 

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