Heaven Jokes

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

 

 "No!" the children all answered.

 

 "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" What is heaven look like ?

 

 Again the answer was "No!"

 

 "Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

 

 A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" Read more about heaven jokes ? click heaven 1, heaven 2