Burger Jokes

1. Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing! 

2. Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

3.Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he
throws out the first meatball!

4.Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!

5.Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them! 

6.  Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four minutes?
Because it's a FAST food! 

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