Real Hot Dog
How is a dog like a penny? They both have a head and a tail.
How long are a dog's legs? Long enough to reach the ground.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do? Get wet.
What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him? Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
What did the dog say to the candle? Are you going out tonight?
How long are a dog's legs? Long enough to reach the ground.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do? Get wet.
What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him? Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
What did the dog say to the candle? Are you going out tonight?
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