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Showing posts with label Funny Car Crashes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Car Crashes. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

Stupid and Funny Car Crashes



 
 
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 Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"

Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"
 

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